A very wise man...

[Beneli]

Armed robbers brake into the Anuofia house-hold and tell Mr Anuofia to handover all the money in the house or either him or his wife would be killed by injecting with the HIV virus.

Mr Anuofia starts to think...

Mrs Anuofia responds immediately: “Please my husband let them take all the money!”
Mr Anuofia looks at his wife disapprovingly: “Woman wait…”

He then turns to the armed robbers.

"Please let me go to the toilet for a few minutes and then i will give you my answer"

The armed robbers agree.

Mr Anuofia disappears and comes back after about ten minutes.

“Okay we will keep the money and you can inject me with the HIV virus…” he says and winks at his wife.

Mrs Anuofia: "But my husband..."
Mr Anuofia interupts: "Shut up woman. I know what i am doing!"

The armed robbers inject him with the virus and leave.

Mrs Anuofia: “My husband what have you done?”
Mr Anuofia looks at her and gives her a loving smile: “You forget that your husband is a very wise man. When I went into the toilet I put on a very thick condom…”
Mrs Anuofia: “But what for my husband?”

Mr Anuofia: “Have you not seen the adverts that say that condoms protect people from HIV/AIDS?!”

[oluranti]

Hahaha! Wiseman indeed!

[xeun]

hmmm,am laughnig like a jackass!and my ogas are wondering why!

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny!

[Theta2000]

This is hilarious!

[vronnie]

I wonder if it was a body condom . lol just kidding

[chines]

Come to think of it Anuofia, in Igbo Land means Animal that lives in the forest. what a name for a wise man. Am still laughing